Piss Off!!

These few days, I was really pissed off with some of the staff. But by the time I write this blog, the feeling was gone. So I'm not gonna talk about it anymore.

Anyway, yesterday I learned 2 new words : suan = sour; and tian = sweet. Lol! Okay, forget about it.

Oh yeah....yesterday D.D (my old friend cum my ex-classmate) called me, many things happened these past few years, and many things changed too. He told me he is married. Oh...okay... And when we talked, it just like our old times, and he told me, "We are getting matured" and I added, "And getting old...."

It just he is not meant for me...so yeah...(full stop).

Another thing also, I bought a new story book from Sophie Kinsella, "Twenties Girl". I plan to read the book next week while traveling.

And....(Lol! Seems like these will never end...) I also started to learn to play piano again. Still in progress and I need to learn the basic again. Haiz~ The most important thing is, I must learn how to remember the code and where they are located on the staff. Err.....I don't know the specific term for those things. Hehehehe...

Anyway...for trebble clef : FACE....and Every Good Boy Does Fine?

And for bass clef : All Cow Eat Grass? and err.....I havent come out with another clue... :P

Memoirs of IMH (Mental Hospital)

Record I

Patient A: "So how... this book not bad ya?"

Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work.. No nonsense shit, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art too many character names to remember!!!"

Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you..put the telephone book back to the original place?"


Record II

One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off, what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear...."

Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"

Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."


Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black umbrella and squats @ the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and decided to start by understanding her behaviour.

So, the doctor also wear black and carries a black umbrella; squatted outside together just next to her, rain or shine, everyday without fail.

So...days goes by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of words..for one solid month...

One fine day..the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"


Record IV (the best)

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter.. She got curious and went to take a peek.. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"

Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself..."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)

So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't receive the letter, how would I know??"


Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"

The patient ontop replied: "No..no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"


Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...how? I think I'm a chicken since I was born..."

Doctor: "Woah! that's very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"

Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."


Record VII (Perfect)

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff.

He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.

The truck driver was very sad as he can't fished the bolts up; started to panic.

Coincidentally, one patient walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do, he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient nonchantly replied: "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

he goes on explaining:

"You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?"

Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"